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MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
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MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
Government: Alcohol can only be sold in Restaurants when you order a meal
Namibians: Give me one Fatcake and Two crates of Beer
Namibians: Give me one Fatcake and Two crates of Beer
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MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
Shoprite should start doing regular wheel alignment for their trollies. You push it toward bread but it takes you to Beer section
Retweet of status by @wamboesbelike
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
It is painful to be in a church that loves your gift more than they love you.
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Retweet of status by @danielmarven
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
Twitter celebrities you see them in person oto efraida, small short hungry looking beings
Retweet of status by @ElaoVictor
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
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@Ndeyananye
Imagine the UNAM School of Medicine not named after her. We shall correct the wrongs one day. twitter.com/explore_namibiβ¦
Retweet of status by @the_General10
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
The day my crush will post me , I will mop the whole of Katutura hospital alone
Retweet of status by @Naphtalikarapo
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
Rappers from Rundu be like, "I wear a blanket at a funeral, call me funeral cover"
Retweet of status by @BraveImene
MShiiningila
@Ndeyananye
I need a female bestie that will say "ondili mo nayi, ila wulyepo sheeli"
Retweet of status by @KenryAnani
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
