iEmoji Feeds @Ndloxyntwana (NdlovuQondy)
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Ndloxyntwana
@NdlovuQondy
I'm at the age now where I can tell it ain't gonna work just by the conversation
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Ndloxyntwana
@NdlovuQondy
@PhiriTofara And you hear people say we should have relationships more like our parents they know better
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The Naughty Accountant
@NdlovuQondy
She can not post you because the guy who gives her money will get upset
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the. naughty. accountant.
@NdlovuQondy
A man in a restaurant asked me โAre you single?. And I happily replied โyesโ. Then he took away the extra chair in front of me.
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the. naughty. accountant.
@NdlovuQondy
Do they know that we fall for their voice more than their looks?
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NdloxyNtwana
@NdlovuQondy
Twitter arguments are something elsesomeone had to post his history certificates
NdloxyNtwana
@NdlovuQondy
some people
Today:horny
Tomorrow:horny
next week :horny
next month:horny
next year:horny
next life :horny
Today:horny
Tomorrow:horny
next week :horny
next month:horny
next year:horny
next life :horny
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NdloxyNtwana
@NdlovuQondy
Wanna get married to a chartered accountant so that I can be a chartered accountant by marriage just like mai mfundisi by marriage
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
