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Ness
@NessKest5
@findingfletcher ...my god, you killed it...AGAIN! #foreverfletcher
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Ness
@NessKest5
Every one of Michael Jordan's Dunk Contest dunks
(via @NBA)
pic.twitter.com/M4u9CcGNZ1
(via @NBA)
pic.twitter.com/M4u9CcGNZ1
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Ness
@NessKest5
@WashMystics @De11eDonne Best explanation would be, itβs the βMinnesota niceβ way of not swearing if someone wereβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
DONUT
@NessKest5
I'M SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/kC0zr1bGkU
Retweet of status by @TheRudePosts
DONUT
@NessKest5
Removing my card at the check out counter and a noise comes from my phone. "I like the way you work it, no diggity." #thanksspotify
DONUT
@NessKest5
I already can't wait for this workday to be done so I can go home and binge watch OITNB!
DONUT
@NessKest5
Me: that lady sounded like Celine Deon don't you think?
@meganihrke : "says ya" and starts singing a Whitney Houston song.
@meganihrke : "says ya" and starts singing a Whitney Houston song.
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DONUT
@NessKest5
Until about 20 seconds ago I thought the lyric was: "don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn flu." #misheardlyrics
DONUT
@NessKest5
this kid called 2 chinese restaurants, merged the calls, and... pic.twitter.com/GTB3R5DwKf
Retweet of status by @TheFunnyTeens
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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