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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
At the next election, I am going to vote for nobody.
Because nobody cares.
#Tuesdaytitters
#TuesdayThoughts
Because nobody cares.
#Tuesdaytitters
#TuesdayThoughts
18 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote At the next election, I am going to vote for nobody.
Because nobody cares.
#Tuesdaytitters
#TuesdayThoughts 🙃
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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Before lockdown I went to a topless bar. It started to rain and I got soaked
#WednesdayWit
#WednesdayWit
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17 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Before lockdown I went to a topless bar. It started to rain and I got soaked ☔️
#WednesdayWit
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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
I was so drunk, I took the bus home...
Never driven a bus before. #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayTitters
Never driven a bus before. #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayTitters
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14 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was so drunk, I took the bus home...
Never driven a bus before. 🚌 #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayTitters
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Think I’ve took my isolation a bit to serious LockDown King!! pic.twitter.com/XiJq3R0891
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31 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Think I’ve took my isolation a bit to serious 😷LockDown King!! https://t.co/XiJq3R0891
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Great show tonight Mr Julian Cope - x -¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'`°¤,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º pic.twitter.com/oSRGqIqEfh
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23 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Great show tonight Mr Julian Cope - x -¸,¤°´'🎹`°•.¸¸.•°🎸´'`°🎼¤,¸¸,ø¤º°`°🎤º✔ https://t.co/oSRGqIqEfh
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Oh Yes.. I got 10 valentines cards this morning.
Now I just need to figure out who to send them to
#BadJokeFriday
Now I just need to figure out who to send them to
#BadJokeFriday
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14 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 💋Oh Yes.. I got 10 valentines cards this morning.
Now I just need to figure out who to send them to 😂
#BadJokeFriday
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
My wife reckons I'm rubbish at fixing electrics. Well she's in for a shock
26 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My wife reckons I'm rubbish at fixing electrics. Well she's in for a shock 💥
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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
My wife reckons I'm rubbish at fixing electrics. Well she's in for a shock
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27 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My wife reckons I'm rubbish at fixing electrics. Well she's in for a shock 💥
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
I've been looking for the end of the sellotape for the last 2 hours now & think I can conclude it's definitely not in this pub.
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09 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've been looking for the end of the sellotape for the last 2 hours now & think I can conclude it's definitely not in this pub. 😉
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
#Dyson cancels electric car project shame really thought he would of cleaned up in this market.
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10 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #Dyson cancels electric car project 🚙 shame really thought he would of cleaned up in this market.
Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
“Excuse me officer I have nothing to say” #Life pic.twitter.com/UdyITyBT4d
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31 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Excuse me officer I have nothing to say” #Life ⚽️ https://t.co/UdyITyBT4d
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊