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@NotADamnMonkey
...and then the phone falls on my face http://t.co/8SFRbf1f
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@NotADamnMonkey
I'm still taken back by the fact that she knows who Snooki is Makes me wonder what the hell else she knows.
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@NotADamnMonkey
i.e. "I'm not sorry that I stabbed you three times but oh, I am sorry that it hurt you. I hope you don't bleed internally, sorry.."
NotADamnMonkey
@NotADamnMonkey
@tattooXaddict FOH!!! any buyers?
NotADamnMonkey
@NotADamnMonkey
Kiss my sneakers so I know it's real!
NotADamnMonkey
@NotADamnMonkey
That awkward moment when some random Joe Shmoe stands at a really uncomfortable proximity just to tell you that you smell good #creeper
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@NotADamnMonkey
Only #basicniggas in Texas throw their dubs on a 97 Acura & have the audacity to call it a "slab". Time to move.
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NotADamnMonkey
@NotADamnMonkey
RT @Khleo_T: The SLICK LIVING T-Shirts are here!! Get yours now at http://t.co/mKt8ZIYr http://t.co/Cvzqzi2l
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@NotADamnMonkey
#ThingsThatICantStand The fact that no matter how hard I try... I will never be able to teach my cats how to punch
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@NotADamnMonkey
#ThingsThatICantStand The fact that emoji emoticons take up TWO whole characters when it's just ONE little face
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
