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alex
@NotAlexMachado
think about it, have you ever seen a pregnant chinese woman? bet you havenβt.
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
note to self: donβt plan your life around someone because you just never know what will change.
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
Itβs bout time the Burger show these niggas im not finna play pic.twitter.com/yN9dxe2irZ
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
I hate my life just wish my dick wasnβt so small
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
Facebook be having me dead pic.twitter.com/NfwWwRfwmk
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
I need a nasty ass peaceful Baecation with the loml
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
Idk whats more impressive the escapes, or dimes after pic.twitter.com/xOZAPmnpN4
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
girls date a dude for 2 days and say things like βso happy I get to do life with you β and get broken up with within a month lmaoooo
alex
@NotAlexMachado
WOW CANT BELEVE THIS ACTULY HAPENED TBH!!! pic.twitter.com/q2cwkLcLQ2
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
Lubbock definitely won yesterday pic.twitter.com/uiOnBkRhgJ
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alex
@NotAlexMachado
never thought coffee addiction was real but now I canβt even get my day going until I have 2-3 cups of black coffee in the morning.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
