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not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries & you'll want me then
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not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
Friday came so slow this week
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@NotYourAvgLady
I wish I could take a decent selfie but that literally happens like 1 time out of each 30 attempts I make
Retweet of status by @xoxosthrnlady
not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
I need to get serious about dieting
Retweet of status by @lsxprincess
not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
I just want
Retweet of status by @Noturavgblkguy
not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
I spend more time hoping for snow days as a teacher than I ever did as a student.
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not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
I feel like I won't need to eat for the next two weeks, I'm so full
Retweet of status by @_UniversityGirl
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@NotYourAvgLady
I swear 99% of my friends are either engaged or married
Retweet of status by @BrunetteBomb__
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@NotYourAvgLady
NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE THIS HAPPENED TO, BUT please don't ever propose to me on a holiday. I want our own day to celebrate.
Retweet of status by @nysmokeshowxo_
not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
Boy, stop. My booty is bigger than your future.
Retweet of status by @BrunetteBomb__
not your average
@NotYourAvgLady
Apologies to my bank account today
Retweet of status by @canadiangirl003
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
