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Doron
@NotZaphod
Jokes, puns, memes and videos
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Twitter twitter.com/DuhovnayaS
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WEB SITE weird-jokes.com
Twitter twitter.com/DuhovnayaS
Telegram β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Doron
@NotZaphod
Itd getting hot outside so it's perfect to wear panties, thigh highs and your shirt
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Doron
@NotZaphod
Work βfriendsβ have a Snapchat group without me.. wonder if they wear pink on Wednesdays?
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Doron
@NotZaphod
I fear the day you realize just how socially awkward I really am
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Doron
@NotZaphod
@bornconfused222 Maybe you're right. Better keep trying.
Doron
@NotZaphod
Her, lying naked on the table:
Dinner... Is served.
Me: *Sigh* Leftovers, again?
Dinner... Is served.
Me: *Sigh* Leftovers, again?
Doron
@NotZaphod
I knew it was twitter love, when she DM'd those magic words.
"You'll do."
"You'll do."
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Doron
@NotZaphod
I don't care about your politics! I'm here just for shits and giggles...and of course the occasional dick pic #TuesdayThoughts
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Doron
@NotZaphod
Dm of the day:
Hiii
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Bitch
Hiii
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Bitch
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Doron
@NotZaphod
Donβt compete with me silly girl. Make out with me, it confuses them.
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Doron
@NotZaphod
Tried to take her Spanx off with my teeth and now Iβm in a neck brace and she wonβt answer my calls.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
