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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
Jordyn woods seeing that Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe kardashian yet again pic.twitter.com/iX0TejUvG5
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
This really reminds me of that Key and Peele skit with how black people greet each other vs white people twitter.com/sportscenter/sβ¦
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
The fact that women can break bones, lose teeth, etc during pregnancy is terrifying wtf
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
Here's a trick: you can klarna anything if you type the website into the klarna browser ask me how I know twitter.com/kissmydimple/sβ¦
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
couldnβt STAND when they just hovered over us. Make me nervous as hell! pic.twitter.com/JtldDzYUYg
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
I AM UNABLE TODAY twitter.com/__bigo__/statu⦠pic.twitter.com/LR5ghwaMJF
areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
LEXIE GREY IS COMING BACK #GreysAnatomy pic.twitter.com/UF5jaM0eY6
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
Lyft driver asked βdo you have a manβ I said βI am a manβ he ainβt talk since wonβt kidnap me bitch.
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
@Claudiamh_ Lmfaoooo we thought it was bombs or some shit
areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
I be like βaww cowsβ and then eat a cheeseburger
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areli
@Not_YouFatJesus
I try so hard not to sneeze or cough in public cuz people turn to look at you like you murdered their first born
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
