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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
28 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I see you're on Metformin & Glyburide for your diabetes"
Pt:"Oh no, I'm only borderline diabetic, I'm not on insulin yet"
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#denial
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
26 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"R u allergic to anything?"
Pt:"The Norco 5 makes me sick but the Norco 10 is ok. I think the 5s have more Tylenol in it"
#GTFO
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
07 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My knees aren't doing the job"
Doc:"Considering that they're carrying 500 pounds, they're doing a phenomenal job"
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Cute diving instructor: What's wrong?
Me: I don't like barracudas
Him: Why's that?
Me: Because one ate Nemo's mom!
Him: ..........
Me: ...
Me: I don't like barracudas
Him: Why's that?
Me: Because one ate Nemo's mom!
Him: ..........
Me: ...
Retweet of status by @WheezyNurse
24 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cute diving instructor: What's wrong?
Me: I don't like barracudas
Him: Why's that?
Me: Because one ate Nemo's mom! ๐ญ
Him: ..........
Me: ...
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
I love when docs write "unplanned descent to the floor" in a patient's chart instead of "fall".
Retweet of status by @justKrysti
08 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love when docs write "unplanned descent to the floor" in a patient's chart instead of "fall". ๐
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
28 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"This is a viral illness. That's y the antibiotics aren't working"
Mom:"Aren't u going to start IV antibiotics so it'll work better?"
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
My maternity scrub pants are here!!! Now I won't have to worry about my current pants always falling down at work
08 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My maternity scrub pants are here!!! Now I won't have to worry about my current pants always falling down at work ๐ณ
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L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
#BlueLivesMatter too...
27 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #BlueLivesMatter too... โค๏ธ๐
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Love that I can feel this little one kicking my hand now!!!
16 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Love that I can feel this little one kicking my hand now!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
@justKrysti good luck to you too!!!
03 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @justKrysti good luck to you too!!! ๐
L. Stormborn, RN
@Nurse_Lindsey
Every time I get my eyebrows threaded... (IB: tia valentine) #thestruggleisreal vine.co/v/OxQ2m3P0p2P
27 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every time I get my eyebrows threaded... (IB: tia valentine) ๐๐จ #thestruggleisreal https://t.co/SG4yk7CwEO
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐