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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
Friends do not need to be exactly alike, or share everything in common to get along. For me, a truly caring person is all I need.
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
If any cleaning product company wants to negotiate, they can buy the trademark from me for The Grime Reaper, who kills germs on contact
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
Omg your baby is the ugliest one I've seen
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
If a guy really wants to have sex with you, he will peel you outta Spanx pretty damn fast... with no issue or words.
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
I'll talk about my vagina in the third person. IDGAF.
She requires her own spotlight
She requires her own spotlight
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
I don't want you to "die in my arms tonight" I don't wanna have to deal with a resentful ghost
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Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
Someone is going to revoke my use of the emoji soon. I can feel it.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
