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@OhhItsCort
if only waitresses and waiters would stop asking if me and my gf want to split our check
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@OhhItsCort
All those red flags but y’all still getting played?? Make it make sense
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cort♕
@OhhItsCort
Sacramento….WOW
That’s all I gotta say
That’s all I gotta say
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cort♕
@OhhItsCort
My allergies are so bad rn
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cort♕
@OhhItsCort
3 wick candles are on sale at bath and body but the website keeps crashing
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cort♕
@OhhItsCort
ON GOD DONT DO THIS INFRONT OF ME BECAUSE I WILL BE FUCKING WHEEZING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS twitter.com/mightbetatiana…
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@OhhItsCort
y’all i accidentally sent my dad a booty pic when i sent him a vid of my daughter how’s your monday going?
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@OhhItsCort
READ THAT AGAIN twitter.com/vallawee_r/sta…
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cort♕
@OhhItsCort
TODAYS THE DAY omg
cort♕
@OhhItsCort
i’m blessed af to have taylor in my life.
cort♕
@OhhItsCort
Message my to book your appointments for tomorrow’s $30 tattoo special details below. do ya girl a favor and ret… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
