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Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
Video game player from last night is back for sprained finger. Any guess on what caused it?
#addictedtoPS4
#addictedtoPS4
09 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Video game player from last night is back for sprained finger. Any guess on what caused it?
😂😂😂😂
#addictedtoPS4
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Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
11 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"The police twisted my arm & pushed me on the floor"
Doc:"We're u resisting arrest"
Pt:"Of course I was, do u want to b arrested?"
😳😳😳
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Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
08 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Drunk Pt:"Police say I'm disoriented, I'm sure as hell not"
Doc:"What month is it?"
Pt:"Barack Obama, bitches"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
It's Friday! pic.twitter.com/iXgRQXx53I
02 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's Friday! 🎊 http://t.co/iXgRQXx53I
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
Taking an ambulance to the ER because you can't sleep and have to work in the morning~
Seems legit~
Seems legit~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
26 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Taking an ambulance to the ER because you can't sleep and have to work in the morning~
Seems legit~😂😡😐
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
Dessert is the best. pic.twitter.com/ZmcDXIrwpH
13 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dessert is the best. 🍦 http://t.co/ZmcDXIrwpH
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
Update on BIL he is ok. He didn't have stroke. Thank God. Medicine mix up. Thank you for your prayers.
09 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Update on BIL he is ok. He didn't have stroke. Thank God. Medicine mix up. Thank you for your prayers. 💖
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Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
29 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CC of the day: Thyroid pain for 3 years
😡😡😡
#GTFO
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
Doc:"Why didn't u go to your local doc for this?"
Pt:"He said that if he cured me I shouldn't touch animals w/scales"
#dafuq
#witchdoctor
Pt:"He said that if he cured me I shouldn't touch animals w/scales"
#dafuq
#witchdoctor
26 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Why didn't u go to your local doc for this?"
Pt:"He said that if he cured me I shouldn't touch animals w/scales"
😳
#dafuq
#witchdoctor
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
19 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"So you're having Chest Pain?"
Pt:"No, I'm having chest ACHENESS really bad"
😳😳😳😳
Chris £°v€
@OkieChris
18 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was upset & I punched a wall coz my GF left me"
Doc:"Y'd she leave?"
Pt:"She says I gave her an STD"
😂😂😂😂😂
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊