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17 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me, just chillin’ and having a decent day so far.
My Brain: 🎤We Built This City On Rock ‘N Roll
Me: Son of a Bitch.
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Do Jewish space lasers cause forest fires #StupidClimateChangeQuestions pic.twitter.com/Emn9Hz2bdt
Retweet of status by @fivefortweeting
10 Aug 21
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#StupidQuestionsForHackers
Can you tell me my password? I forgot it
Can you tell me my password? I forgot it
Retweet of status by @NineofSeven2
20 Jul 21
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Can you tell me my password? I forgot it 😬
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You call it soccer not football. #SignsYoureAnAmerican
11 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You call it soccer ⚽️ not football. #SignsYoureAnAmerican
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#StupidQuestionsAboutChocolate
Is white chocolate racist?
Is white chocolate racist?
Retweet of status by @CoolChris_1
29 Jun 21
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Is white chocolate racist? 🤣
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You guys ever feel like laying in a raised bed and just xeriscaping from it all?
Time to ask some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Time to ask some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
22 Jun 21
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Time to ask some… https://t.co/XIveW1ZSJl
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#StupidGasStationQuestions
Do you offer full service here like...fill me up... kick my tires & check under my hood
Do you offer full service here like...fill me up... kick my tires & check under my hood
Retweet of status by @kitawny24
15 Jun 21
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Do you offer full service here like...fill me up... kick my tires & check under my hood🤣😉
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me: I want a divorce
wife: good me too
me: wow it's nice to agree on things again
wife: I faked like half the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
wife: good me too
me: wow it's nice to agree on things again
wife: I faked like half the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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27 May 21
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wife: good me too
me: wow it's nice to agree on things again ❤️
wife: I faked like half the… https://t.co/RPQcnIynND
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Hashtag Roundup - Sunday
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Retweet of status by @HashtagRoundup
25 Apr 21
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❤️# Games? Tweet with us!
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#StupidBlizzardQuestions "You're still coming in to work, right?"
Retweet of status by @Darth_Pingu
02 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #StupidBlizzardQuestions "You're still coming in to work, right?" 🙄
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Hashtag Roundup - Tuesday
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Retweet of status by @HashtagRoundup
02 Feb 21
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❤️# Games? Tweet with us!
Follow us & Download our FREE @HashtagRoundup app (IOS/Andro… https://t.co/XEi8qRd1m3
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊