iEmoji Feeds @Overheard On Duty (OverheardOnDuty)
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Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
You need to wear a mask before coming in my house
Ma'am I'm wearing a mask
Yeah but another one. I don't know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ma'am I'm wearing a mask
Yeah but another one. I don't know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
Dispatch: copy a disturbance
On scene............ pic.twitter.com/yGsBQgzPTM
On scene............ pic.twitter.com/yGsBQgzPTM
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Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
oops I didn't realize you'd be asleep
well, lawyer Karen, you can see I arrested him at 0230 so context clues… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
well, lawyer Karen, you can see I arrested him at 0230 so context clues… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
Good evening sir. I pulled you over for driving on the dark with no lights on. How many drinks have you had ton… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
Alright. Now you guys need to get along. Ma'am, I need you name, date of birth, and social security number.
O… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
O… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
At a store getting lunch, making small talk
Hey, how are you doing?
I don't answer questions.
I didn't ask yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Hey, how are you doing?
I don't answer questions.
I didn't ask yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
Why are you violating the protective order and contacting your wife?
I'm not contacting her. I'm Facebooking her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I'm not contacting her. I'm Facebooking her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
ʞunɹp ʇɐɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʇou ɯɐ I
Well let's discuss that when you're out of the car.
ʇno ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop I
Dude y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Well let's discuss that when you're out of the car.
ʇno ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop I
Dude y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
My 13 year old put a hole in the wall! I want him arrested.
No
What do you mean no!?
No.
He broke the law!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
No
What do you mean no!?
No.
He broke the law!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
At a domestic with a drunk dude and drunk wife:
Arrest me.
I'm not arresting you for no reason.
I pay taxes. I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Arrest me.
I'm not arresting you for no reason.
I pay taxes. I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Overheard On Duty
@OverheardOnDuty
At a minor fender bender:
Ma'am, here's your ticket for following too close.
I wasn't following too close. He s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ma'am, here's your ticket for following too close.
I wasn't following too close. He s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
