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Colley
@PAColley
Fuck the girl who got her head stuck in the bin at kebabish who's the girl with the toilet roll around her head
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Colley
@PAColley
Know your worth
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Colley
@PAColley
London and back today just so I can go German market with the lads tonight
Colley
@PAColley
I feel like shit because I can't stop eating and I can't stop eating because I feel like shit
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Colley
@PAColley
Can't even have a banana pic.twitter.com/7LhpLPznLf
Colley
@PAColley
Do guys genuinely think you'll reply if their opening message is "oi, nice tits" ? Really
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Colley
@PAColley
RIP to all who have lost their life to the cowardly act of terrorism
Retweet of status by @DavoHowarth
Colley
@PAColley
@jordrossclark honestly mate you're a solid 4 and I'm been very generous I'm a 9 on a shit day
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
