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TPD Bert and PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
Winner of today’s prize idiot
I’m up and ready for work a whole 24hrs too early..............On the plus side… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I’m up and ready for work a whole 24hrs too early..............On the plus side… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
21 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Winner of today’s prize idiot 🙋♂️
I’m up and ready for work a whole 24hrs too early..............On the plus side… https://t.co/Ln184o5Sa6
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TPD Bert and PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
Someone had a tough day at big school but the early signs are positive. Thanks @kev_purser , mission achieved
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
03 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Someone had a tough day at big school but the early signs are positive. Thanks @kev_purser , mission achieved
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞… https://t.co/PEsXL81YW5
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TPD Bert and PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
If you are going to use your phone whilst driving, don’t go through a red light, nearly hitting a cop car
#FPN… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
#FPN… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
03 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you are going to use your phone whilst driving, don’t go through a red light, nearly hitting a cop car 🤬
#FPN… https://t.co/Qm4MtcubWd
TPD Bert and PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
@Bakerkanne @LFox1973 They would feel the pressure for sure. Some of the bigger dogs leave bruises. It’s all good role playing
11 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Bakerkanne @LFox1973 They would feel the pressure for sure. Some of the bigger dogs leave bruises. It’s all good role playing 😉
TPD Bert and PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
Overnight, Ernie tracks from scene of commercial burglary to a flat belonging to a known burglar
#knockknock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
#knockknock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
17 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overnight, Ernie tracks from scene of commercial burglary to a flat belonging to a known burglar 🤔
#knockknock… https://t.co/yLr18RMsG5
PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
Ernie detains male wanted for serious assault in @metpoliceuk area, who ran from rear of address. Didn’t get far … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
18 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ernie detains male wanted for serious assault in @metpoliceuk area, who ran from rear of address. Didn’t get far 😉… https://t.co/wwsR26sFOs
PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
First day back after leave, and it’s fair to say...the uniform is a little tighter than when I last put it on … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
13 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First day back after leave, and it’s fair to say...the uniform is a little tighter than when I last put it on 😬… https://t.co/ZZbLA2SSjQ
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PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
Who can retweet and get me to 700 followers tonight?
Retweet of status by @twowhittwopips
11 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Who can retweet and get me to 700 followers tonight? 👊🏻
PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
We are night shift ready
Just a quick thanks to all the followers who have supported us this year, it’s been a bu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Just a quick thanks to all the followers who have supported us this year, it’s been a bu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
31 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We are night shift ready 😬
Just a quick thanks to all the followers who have supported us this year, it’s been a bu… https://t.co/hLsjejOKnv
PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
Never good finishing a night shift, at the opposite end of the county to where you live
#drivingtired #lateoff… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
#drivingtired #lateoff… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
11 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never good finishing a night shift, at the opposite end of the county to where you live 😴😴😴
#drivingtired #lateoff… https://t.co/oxFKIByd76
PD Ernie
@PD_Ernie
@UKCopHumour Or it would take ur fingers off
09 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @UKCopHumour Or it would take ur fingers off 😬
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊