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fine_whisky🍹
@Pam_ellah96
If I have a child who happens to have a penis, I’m not raising them as a boy! Maybe not even a girl, but DEFINITELY not a boy.
Retweet of status by @JamilFarouk
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fine_whisky🍹
@Pam_ellah96
Banange I had a dream that a girl named Racheal Musinguzi would become Kampala’s MayorGod has listened and I gu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @AtimCharlotte
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fine_whisky🍹
@Pam_ellah96
@DouglasLwangaUg @CKimbugwe Bebe Cool's situation taught me that marriage is not for the faint hearted...how does Zuena feel?
fine_whisky🍹
@Pam_ellah96
@JamilFarouk The honesty
fine_whisky🍹
@Pam_ellah96
So today i went to the hospital; & the doctor exclaimed;
"Eh nga you are lost" he expects me to fall sick all the time
#theirony
"Eh nga you are lost" he expects me to fall sick all the time
#theirony
fine_whisky🍹
@Pam_ellah96
ADVOCADO: not ripe
AVOCADO: not ripe
AVOCADO: not ripe
AVOCADO: I'M RIPE NOW
AVOCADO: okay, you were in the bathroom so I rooted
AVOCADO: not ripe
AVOCADO: not ripe
AVOCADO: I'M RIPE NOW
AVOCADO: okay, you were in the bathroom so I rooted
Pam-ella
@Pam_ellah96
Bite marks are a love note written on flesh
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Pam-ella
@Pam_ellah96
So, my parents start their advice with; "it's ok to have a boyfriend, but don't get one that can only buy u katogo"
Pam-ella
@Pam_ellah96
Kale that's how you are a ka slay queen..seated in a politician's car; then you end up being shot#thinkingoutloud
Pam-ella
@Pam_ellah96
So at my internship place; the "flushing toilet" is only used by the E.D; the rest of us use the pitlatrines!
Pam-ella
@Pam_ellah96
I was the kind of kid that eyed the sick person's juice until they gave me some
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
