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Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
When it's cold, we pigeons use smashed lightbulbs, to protest the stench of the Minitel system from the 90s
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Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
After eating vomit, we sky-rats use the stolen wheel from a bike, to recreate the smell of asshole hipsters near Canal Saint-Martin
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Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
Often, we pigeons use Daft Punk songs, to recreate the fun of an Australian barista expertly pouring 'du lait'
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
After eating, pigeons use our own bodies, to protest the fun of a book burning at Shakespeare & Co
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
In Paris, we pigeons use stolen Bon Jovi tickets, to parody the stench of of scared tourists in the Le Marais
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
Before shitting, we pigeons use postcards of Charles de Gaulle, to commemorate the fun of a busy train station on line 1
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
Sometimes, drunk pigeons use postcards of Charles de Gaulle, to mimic the joy of gunshots in the boulevard
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Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
After eating, any self-respecting pigeon use any of Paris's millions of mice, to parody the joy of armed terrorists
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
When it's cold, some pigeons use lost German tourists, to parody the vibe of a book burning at Shakespeare & Co
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
After eating vomit, any self-respecting pigeon use scrunched euros, to protest the sound of a boulangere
Paris Sky Rat
@ParisSkyRat
Often, some more discerning pigeons use Marine Le Pen's ego, to suggest the fun of tourists crying near the Louvre
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fakhright
@fakhright
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