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Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Ramadhan Kareem brothers and sisters
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Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Up coming artists be like "who wants to sing along with me?" Like my nigga we dont even know what you're singing
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Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Juma Kareem brothers and sisters
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
when bruno Fernandes loses the ball United fans be like "ayaa Asenze munji" but when Fred loses it they be like "kisenda biki kino nakyo"
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Ugly girls can dance, man
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Virginity is a turn off stop bragging about it please
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Why are you suffering yet you have a whole gold mind between your legs?
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Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
In Uganda "I will be there in 5 minutes" is actually 30 minutes
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Him: Come and sit on the bed so you can be comfortable
Virgin: No, i'm okay here on the top of the wardrobe
Virgin: No, i'm okay here on the top of the wardrobe
Retweet of status by @dhabonajob
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Or MTN airtime loan twitter.com/patanguli_/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @meinparticular
Talib Jim
@Patanguli_
Honestly makeup isn't for everyone, some of you end up looking uglier
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
