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PaterVoss_DeckThePunBard🎄
@PaterVoss
Barbarian:
Ranger: why the long face?
Barbarian: I got Wizard for secret santa and I don't know what to get.
R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ranger: why the long face?
Barbarian: I got Wizard for secret santa and I don't know what to get.
R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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09 Dec 19
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Ranger: why the long face?
Barbarian: I got Wizard for secret santa and I don't know what to get.
R… https://t.co/sezYJMU8f5
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PaterVoss_DeckThePunBard🎄
@PaterVoss
Warlock: *begins casting spell*
Patron: Eldritch Blast???
Warlock: what? No.
Patron: ahhh...so. Eldritch Blast… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Patron: Eldritch Blast???
Warlock: what? No.
Patron: ahhh...so. Eldritch Blast… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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06 Dec 19
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Patron: Eldritch Blast??? 😀
Warlock: what? No.
Patron: ahhh...so. Eldritch Blast… https://t.co/9B4AkwGdeK
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PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
Simulacrum: they're basically just Snow Clones.
#DnD #PunBard
#DnD #PunBard
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19 Nov 19
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#DnD #PunBard
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
28 Oct 19
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😎 a Cilantroll.
#DnD #PunBard
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
@Vaxxish Awh heck thanks! I try!
18 Oct 19
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PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
What do you get when an Aarakocra bard takes enough levels in Fighter to get combat maneuvers?
A Bard of Parry Dice
#DnD #PunBard
A Bard of Parry Dice
#DnD #PunBard
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03 Sep 19
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A Bard of Parry Dice 👉😎👉
#DnD #PunBard
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
Bard: well I'll be...you did it-
Druid: thanks, helping a Treant ascend is no easy feat.
Bard: - you made a Div… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Druid: thanks, helping a Treant ascend is no easy feat.
Bard: - you made a Div… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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29 Aug 19
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Druid: thanks, helping a Treant ascend is no easy feat.
Bard: - you made a 😎 Div… https://t.co/vEJK6DCtt7
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@PaterVoss
Druid:
Ranger: what happened!!!???
Druid: I got robbed!
Ranger: what about your talisman of security!?
Druid:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ranger: what happened!!!???
Druid: I got robbed!
Ranger: what about your talisman of security!?
Druid:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
08 Jul 19
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Ranger: what happened!!!???
Druid: I got robbed!
Ranger: what about your talisman of security!?
Druid:… https://t.co/goT5EtIExp
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
@NorCalMythos XD That is true!
Sometimes i try to diversify my content
Sometimes i try to diversify my content
21 Jun 19
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Sometimes i try to diversify my content 🤣
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
Some might say @StrahdVonZ is a creature of the night. Me? I say he's Neckturnal.
#DnD #PunBard
#DnD #PunBard
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07 Jun 19
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#DnD #PunBard
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
Oh. I just passed 6000 followers. Guess I'll take this opportunity to let y'all know that I'm a contract writer for WotC now.
Retweet of status by @DungeonCommandr
03 Apr 19
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✌🏾
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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