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Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
John Cena wakes up in the hospital. No idea of what was going on. He asks the nurse,
"Where am I?"
She said "ICU."
He said "No you don't."
"Where am I?"
She said "ICU."
He said "No you don't."
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Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
Imagine 2 ex's showing up to Hooter's to shred each other's pic, then they make eye contact before they shred & rekindle everything.
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Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
Hahaha I forgot about this. pic.twitter.com/YPp2ckkPlZ
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
is the best emoji ever
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
I'm gonna be the master of Dad jokes one day
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
Nobody is awake right now lol
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
I could make an endless list of all the things I was thankful for in 2015, but honestly the best part is saying I made it alive to 2016
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Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
I hope everybody has an amazing day
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
Everybody have a great day
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
I definitely couldn't do this thing called life without my friends and family and God seriously, though.
Patrick Martz
@PatrickMartz_
Have the best day of your life today ๏ธ :)
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
