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Paul
@PaulOnBooks
"Bog Ben" - clumsy typo or subtle witticism - you decide
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Paul
@PaulOnBooks
@mikegalsworthy @janeyswaning I like the invisible snigger emoji
As to the Express, "So far" a debate for another day.
As to the Express, "So far" a debate for another day.
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Paul
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ps This thread is sarcastic and patronising, possibly pompous, but certainly not smug
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
The other pun that sprang to mind was "World of Whorecraft" but that felt a bit dangerous
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
@777lesley7777 @MickHill16 @William07491650 Planks of wood? You were lucky.
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
"Call me Keir."
Strong opening
Strong opening
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
@Lynne04289004 @DangerousGlobe I haven't missed a day. I don't think.
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I could also castigate them for not working out where the hyphen(s) go but that would be petty
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
"tortoise porn" 48,300 hits? The world is sick pic.twitter.com/dY5uE7zqZW
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
I do hope nobody's looking at their husband now and thinking "Huh, what did you ever invent for me?"
Paul
@PaulOnBooks
He did mention a "massive overall package" ....
(Have to get a knob gag in somewhere )
(Have to get a knob gag in somewhere )
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
