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Pebbles
@PebblesS
Dealing with surgery complications if you have any prayers to give I would really appreciate it βπ©Ή
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
What do you call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce?
-Chicken Caesar Salad
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-Chicken Caesar Salad
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
-In case he got a hole in oneβ¦
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-In case he got a hole in oneβ¦
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
What do you call a fish with a bow tie and jacket?
-Sofishticated
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-Sofishticated
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
What do you call a cow who's done amazing things in her life?
-Legendairy
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-Legendairy
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
Remember, jokes about murder are never funnyβ¦
-unless theyβre executed properly!
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
-unless theyβre executed properly!
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Pebbles
@PebblesS
Whatβs green and not very heavy?
-Light green
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-Light green
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
My Dad told me to never steal kitchen utensilsβ¦
-but itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take
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-but itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
Did you hear about the dude who evaporated?
- He will be mistβ¦
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- He will be mistβ¦
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Pebbles
@PebblesS
Guysβ¦ if the early bird gets the wormβ¦
Letβs sleep in till there are pancakes!
Letβs sleep in till there are pancakes!
Pebbles
@PebblesS
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
-A satisfactory!
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-A satisfactory!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
