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@PerfectGirlProb
Just found out my high school boyfriend who was super hot is now super fat. #karma
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@PerfectGirlProb
You couldn't pay me to date a boy who weighs less than me. YOU LOOK LIKE A COW IN ALL OF YOUR PICTURES GURLLLLLLLL.
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Call me shallow but I would much rather wait a little while longer and get a bigger engagement ring over a small one right now.
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@PerfectGirlProb
Lemme repeat myself, slut. Your two tiny $60 white girl tattoos don't make you #teamtatted they make you annoying as fuck
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@PerfectGirlProb
My dislike of 99% of people has made my boss love me because I'm always willing to work long hours.
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@PerfectGirlProb
Ooh damn Heidi klum
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@PerfectGirlProb
Lunch dates with my grandma are the best. She flirts with waiters for me.
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@PerfectGirlProb
β@zlongville28: I need an anon account #forrealβ theyre the BEST
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@PerfectGirlProb
The two artists with the most songs on my iTunes are Britney Spears and Kanye West.
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@PerfectGirlProb
Conversation with my ex today consisted of strippers, wedding dresses, engagement rings, rappers and our future babies.
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@PerfectGirlProb
I was happy all day...until I was laying in bed alone at 3 am...here come the nonstop tears.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
