iEmoji Feeds @Negative Nancy Wheeler (PessimisticPod)
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Negative Nancy Wheeler
@PessimisticPod
Not sober.
Here's where I tell everyone I love them.
Here's where I tell everyone I love them.
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Skinny McPhee
@PessimisticPod
Currently there are only attractive men in my DM's. I bet they're all married.
That's fine. I'll fuck your wife too.
That's fine. I'll fuck your wife too.
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Β©οΈ
@PessimisticPod
When your kid has to be close to your face at all times.
C
@PessimisticPod
My stomach is eating itself.
I wish I could say the same for my pu...
I wish I could say the same for my pu...
C
@PessimisticPod
As my sonβs second birthday approaches, I find myself looking at all his newborn photos and Iβm realizing he wasnβt as cute as I thought.
C
@PessimisticPod
Eating most of my sons Easter candy... because good Momβs donβt let their kids eat too much of that shit.
π΅ Sasshole π«
@PessimisticPod
I'm almost legally blind in one eye in case that's something you're into.
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βοΈSasshole βοΈ
@PessimisticPod
Aw. I finally hit 2k followers.
I love 3 of you so much.
I love 3 of you so much.
βοΈSasshole βοΈ
@PessimisticPod
If I say, "Lol." I'm not laughing.
If I say, "." I giggled.
If I say, " SHUT THE FUCK UP! OMFG." I'm dead.
See the difference?
If I say, "." I giggled.
If I say, " SHUT THE FUCK UP! OMFG." I'm dead.
See the difference?
βοΈSasshole βοΈ
@PessimisticPod
I was going to give this bottle of wine to my friend as a Christmas gift... buuuuut I'm probably going to drink it tonight.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
