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PhäяtPhäce 💨😐
@PhartPhace
I just ate dinner at a table with the word "poop" carved in huge letters on it, in a restaurant full of arcade & pinball machines.
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PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
Shophartphaceken!
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PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
The Battle of the Redundant Emoji: vs. . .... FIGHT!
PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
@theshypharmd Yes, that was me with my iPad in 1979.
PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
@Lady_Surgeon I know nothing about it, but will assume we're neighbors now. Hey, neighbor.
PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
upsidedown representation of male genitals with the weiner chopped off
Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow, you guys
Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow, you guys
PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
@theshypharmd Yup. You got me.... 3==D
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PhärtPhäce
@PhartPhace
The bathroom at work is so cold I had to look down and make sure I wasn't going to piss all over myself before peeing while pooping.
Phärtdolph
@PhartPhace
@PhartPhace you're stooping, and pooping, and aren't allowed in stores.
Retweet of status by @theshypharmd
Phärtdolph
@PhartPhace
, ✆. Why do you have to make me look like a by replacing my words with ⓢ (I said "emojis"! Not "emoji S"!) Not .
PhärtPilgrimPhäce
@PhartPhace
I'm the Michael Bay of Pharmacy Twitter.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
