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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
I have a chance to win my fantasy football championship only if Dalvin Cook also quits football in the middle of tonight's game.
02 Jan 22
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
New neckbreaker in Ballard pic.twitter.com/7pONAuxYWw
Retweet of status by @beinstevie
02 Dec 21
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
Oh Seattle twitter.com/thebethocracy/…
Retweet of status by @PoulChapman
04 May 21
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
RT TO WIN
Retweet for your chance to win your very own Kingdome Snapback Cap signed by Dan Wilson, a pair of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet for your chance to win your very own Kingdome Snapback Cap signed by Dan Wilson, a pair of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
04 May 21
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
Seth Rogen making beautiful pottery AND telling Ted Cruz to fuck off all day is literally everything I’m looking for in a life partner
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24 Jan 21
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY pic.twitter.com/IympfeaiQX
Retweet of status by @meenaharris
13 Jan 21
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
My grumpiest take on all of this is at least we don't have to see a million millennial "Friendsgiving" posts this year.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I said it.
13 Nov 20
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Yeah, I said it.
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
Have fun. Be safe. twitter.com/insidernews/st…
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06 Dec 19
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Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
The nominees for the Best Stunts Oscar for the 91st Academy Awards:
“How on Earth”
“Do We Not”
“Have a Bes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
“How on Earth”
“Do We Not”
“Have a Bes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
27 Jan 19
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🍿 “How on Earth”
🍿 “Do We Not”
🍿 “Have a Bes… https://t.co/o2HxJtMQcz
Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
️ IT'S TIME TO APPLY! | SHARE ME!
We're accepting applications for #SafeRoutesToSchool Mini-Grants, providing up t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
We're accepting applications for #SafeRoutesToSchool Mini-Grants, providing up t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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29 Mar 18
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We're accepting applications for #SafeRoutesToSchool Mini-Grants, providing up t… https://t.co/i4zRQb82aA
Jessie May
@PhilanTopic
Homer Simpson: Mmmmmm... obstruction of justice sandwich... cnn.com/2018/01/17/pol…
17 Jan 18
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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