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CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
Proud to say I’ve never taken a selfie of me kissing a significant other. Stay strong out there in these streets
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CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
The thought of being with the same person for 10 years makes me feel physically ill. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
NYC! Tomorrow. 6pm. Me + @PhilanthropyGal on stage for some post-work debauchery and drinks at @caveatnyc
eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fuck…
eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fuck…
Retweet of status by @KrystynaHutch
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
I wish men would realize I can tell who you’re jerking off to by the last tweet you liked
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Oddly at peace after realizing no soulmate exists for me
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
Practicing what I preach robs me of so much so dick you guys have no idea of the sacrifices I make for feminism
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
Miley’s new ink just reminded me that at one point in my life I wanted to get a 1985 tattoo on my person. Jesus Christ I was a dumb bitch.
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CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Just a quick check of every tweet he liked today and then straight to bed! You know. Girl stuff
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t somehow make my birthday a chore
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
Whenever I return from the road Alfred inspects my luggage bc he knows I always bring him a souvenir #goodboys
CORINNE FISHER
@PhilanthropyGal
@KrystynaHutch lol this is what happens when you say you’re sad you’ve never gotten a dick pic on a super cool popular podcast
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
