iEmoji Feeds @phteven (PhriendlyCody)
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phteven
@PhriendlyCody
pillow: goodnight sweetheart
memory foam pillow: remember when the woman you wanted to marry walked out of your life
memory foam pillow: remember when the woman you wanted to marry walked out of your life
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phteven
@PhriendlyCody
@WarmLaundryPile @PhriendlyCody2 that's what i'm saying, the sun can get it
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phteven
@PhriendlyCody
@FeelingEuphoric im making $30 an hour to lay down right now pic.twitter.com/WI8B8LfzZb
phteven
@PhriendlyCody
date: can we have sex
me: no im saving myself for the pope
date: i am the pope
me: *leans in real close* then wβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: no im saving myself for the pope
date: i am the pope
me: *leans in real close* then wβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
phteven
@PhriendlyCody
@zedsdead45 that's right about my commute from mesa every day
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
