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Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
Me: "Can we go to the Wool Museum?"
My Aberdare aunt: "Oy tourists go there."
"YOU live in Wales. ME TOURIST."
Brits. I swear.
My Aberdare aunt: "Oy tourists go there."
"YOU live in Wales. ME TOURIST."
Brits. I swear.
21 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: "Can we go to the Wool Museum?"
My Aberdare aunt: "Oy tourists go there."
"YOU live in Wales. ME TOURIST."
Brits. I swear. π€¨
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Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
Dudes were giving the walls in Nana's retirement home a lighter coat. YES INSTEAD OF THE #TrumpAddress I LITERALLY WATCHED PAINT DRYING.
08 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dudes were giving the walls in Nana's retirement home a lighter coat. YES INSTEAD OF THE #TrumpAddress I LITERALLY WATCHED PAINT DRYING. ππΎ
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Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
"Solstice" is Latin for "Sun is stopped." Hope you are enjoying it in both hemispheres! Tomorrow brings the [fulβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
21 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Solstice" is Latin for "Sun is stopped." ππ Hope you are enjoying it in both hemispheres! Tomorrow brings the [fulβ¦ https://t.co/QhuCU79vu5
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
Round 2 in the art of brunch martinis with @GomezJames & @grantwmckinney #BloodOrange pic.twitter.com/atV4xn4QJs
15 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Round 2 in the art of brunch martinis with @GomezJames & @grantwmckinney ππΈ #BloodOrange https://t.co/atV4xn4QJs
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
Opinion please. Better phrase for when I start selling my gin: βGravity Gin is __________ in 2019. Thanks
Retweet of status by @Ant_Writer
01 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Opinion please. Better phrase for when I start selling my gin: βGravity Gin is __________ in 2019. Thanks ππ½πΈπ
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
- whoβs security detail and unknown to the general publicβs should i disclose first? #FacebookWatch pic.twitter.com/ElkB1xMgtf
28 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππππππππ - whoβs security detail and unknown to the general publicβs should i disclose first? #FacebookWatch https://t.co/ElkB1xMgtf
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
I made this twitter.com/theirpeaceiswaβ¦
Retweet of status by @NiccolaJane
12 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I made this π https://t.co/grvMJy6KNk
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Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
"Half an hour ago I was a white haired Scotsman" #DoctorWhoPremiere #DoctorWho
Retweet of status by @JenKasper81
07 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Half an hour ago I was a white haired Scotsman" π #DoctorWhoPremiere #DoctorWho
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
Deer and turkeys today, double-gobble! #MorningWalk #Hike #Hiking
pic.twitter.com/SnJJmB25wf
pic.twitter.com/SnJJmB25wf
03 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Deer and turkeys today, double-gobble! #MorningWalk #Hike #Hiking
ππ¦π¦ https://t.co/SnJJmB25wf
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
@StephEvz43 Iβm scared at how many people need this explained. If youβre so worried, what have you been doing?
02 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @StephEvz43 Iβm scared at how many people need this explained. If youβre so worried, what have you been doing? π§
Heather Archuletta
@Pillownaut
Job interview today
Dudeβs like βWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?β
Iβm all, βWhere do YOU see yourself in 5 years?β
#NailedIt
Dudeβs like βWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?β
Iβm all, βWhere do YOU see yourself in 5 years?β
#NailedIt
29 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Job interview today
Dudeβs like βWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?β
Iβm all, βWhere do YOU see yourself in 5 years?β π€¨
#NailedIt
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ