23.
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
Females from mexico will have 20 Ig pics of the resort they went to 2 years ago but 0 pics of the pueblo they live in
24.
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
One thing I never complain about is when the weed prices go up tf ima do not smoke??
Retweet of status by @Plsdontdeportme
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
Latinas be posting on their stories βI want some mexican foodβ bro jus go in your kitchen
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
Need a latina who gon get mad at me when I go the store nd donβt bring her back hot cheetos
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
My friend to me: βdamn I think me and my girl breaking upβ
Me: βyou tried working things out??β
My friend: βnah Iβm goodβ
Me: βyou tried working things out??β
My friend: βnah Iβm goodβ
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
It only cost 2k to get your titties done in colombia
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
You canβt even complain when popeyes get your order wrong you jus gotta be happy with what you get
30.
31.
32.
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
Girls be getting mad when you ask βyou got a boyfriend??β bihhh it ainβt my fault you donβt wanna post him on your profile
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
Optimus Prime speeches be so motivational nah fr like give me the allspark Iβll fight megatron myself
Jesse
@Plsdontdeportme
Nbs I ainβt use to loose pitbulls in the streets of mexico lmao I be seeing one and start running asap
...but wait! There's more!
23.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
