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copy & paste +upvote -downvote Teacher:what does the chicken give you?
Me:Eggs
Teacher:what does pig give u?
Me:Meat
Teacher:what does the fat cow give you?
Me:Homework๐
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@PoppeyJen
Good Morning World pic.twitter.com/4ZqrqKsWel
05 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Good Morning World ๐๐๐ https://t.co/4ZqrqKsWel
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Don't hurt the person whose only intention was to make you Happy..
Retweet of status by @samriddhi21
01 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't hurt the person whose only intention was to make you Happy.. ๐
13 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My crush: wud you like to be the sun in my life?
Me: Awwwww, Yes
She: Good. Then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me, asshole! ๐
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@PoppeyJen
Ashish Khaitan can't hear @vivekagnihotri !
"AAP ka problem hai!"
A bit of a pun there...
"AAP ka problem hai!"
A bit of a pun there...
Retweet of status by @TheSherni
07 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ashish Khaitan can't hear @vivekagnihotri !
"AAP ka problem hai!"
A bit of a pun there... ๐๐
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@PoppeyJen
Exit polls say AAP is not winning. But AAP did not contest in any state. So why did AAP spend crores on ads in their local papers?
Retweet of status by @ggiittiikkaa
18 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Exit polls say AAP is not winning. But AAP did not contest in any state. So why did AAP spend crores on ads in their local papers?๐ฉ
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@PoppeyJen
Har Time WORDPLAY krte ho
SHABDO ka to KHEL rkha kro.
SHABDO ka to KHEL rkha kro.
Retweet of status by @Humor_DNA
12 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Har Time WORDPLAY krte ho
SHABDO ka to KHEL rkha kro.๐๐
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@PoppeyJen
My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else
Retweet of status by @djroopalee
02 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else ๐๐
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@PoppeyJen
Sad part is Indian media can be managed and whole world know about it. #SoniaBribedMedia pic.twitter.com/zt71W0QUuG
Retweet of status by @AnjuNagarajan
01 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sad part is Indian media can be managed and whole world know about it. ๐ #SoniaBribedMedia https://t.co/zt71W0QUuG
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@PoppeyJen
Agar Rajdeep Sardesai firse Twitter pr aagaya toh woh 12 baapon ka..
Retweet if you agree
Retweet if you agree
Retweet of status by @katamulgi
01 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Agar Rajdeep Sardesai firse Twitter pr aagaya toh woh 12 baapon ka..๐๐
Retweet if you agree๐๐
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@PoppeyJen
Games of #KanhaiyaKumar as a kid. pic.twitter.com/ctvTDfthRm
Retweet of status by @Amit_smiling
25 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Games of #KanhaiyaKumar as a kid. ๐ https://t.co/ctvTDfthRm
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐