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sam
@Ports_Sam
Bro, how are you starting mosh pits in the club, but not wearing any type of deodorant? Like bro, you’re worried about the wrong pits
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sam
@Ports_Sam
girls be like “my man always has time for me ” like, of course he does that mf is unemployed
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sam
@Ports_Sam
Just saw two drug addicts giving each other the COVID vaccine from underneath a bridge let’s get some normality back
sam
@Ports_Sam
There’s no way I just read a tweet saying that Phillip dying is just in time for the queen to have her hot girl summer
sam
@Ports_Sam
As if my car has been written off while it was parked in my street, great start too the year
sam
@Ports_Sam
I call my dick Stuart, the way that it’s little
sam
@Ports_Sam
This lightning is crazy today pic.twitter.com/nQct3tC0sV
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sam
@Ports_Sam
It’s drip or drown out here pic.twitter.com/i4bFdgcN2z
sam
@Ports_Sam
@thatalmosthitme Watch this
sam
@Ports_Sam
BABY PLUTO ........
MOON RELATE pic.twitter.com/LIaE1TAUCm
MOON RELATE pic.twitter.com/LIaE1TAUCm
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
