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Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
@ChickfilA had 2 employees taking order from drive thru. Asked if machine was broke.."No sir, we are just trying to serve you better" WOW
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Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
You really don't understand how crazy people are until you have a job in retail. Wow.
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Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
Low key annoys the hell out of me when people misuse: they're/there/their; your/you're; and are/our
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
I am confident that without autocorrect my mother wouldn't be able to construct a coherent text message
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
Some guy just tried telling me at work the government would pay for his iPhone 7 because he's unemployed and it's included. #privileged
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
Beyoncè should win the Grammy for most overrated performance of the night
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
My friend in English got a $250 ticket for parking in handicap spot, but swears she got ticketed because she's black....I've heard it all.
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Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
If you have Verizon and need a new phone come see me
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
Tom Brady
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
@TilmanJFertitta @BillionDollarTV not sure a magic wand could even help this wizard
Mark Allonardo
@QuackAttackkk
damn, my boys are firefighters!!! @hugh_zey @j_hughes9 pic.twitter.com/9ywyXTLOES
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
