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Won Won
@Randy_Pontiff
So far, the only thing we have invented as Africans is SEX POSITIONS
Retweet of status by @naiblogger
15 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So far, the only thing we have invented as Africans is SEX POSITIONS π¦
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Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
I need me a man that wants to shift my womb and have his dick play with my lungs
Retweet of status by @SimplyRisque
07 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need me a man that wants to shift my womb and have his dick play with my lungsπ
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Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Never ask a woman "how was it?". Fuck is wrong with y'all!
Retweet of status by @TheMaxyNe
06 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never ask a woman "how was it?". Fuck is wrong with y'all! π
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
White people so funny I walk up to give this lady her mail the dog start barking she tell the dog βMandy no! We doβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @ComedianSleepy
22 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote White people so funnyπ I walk up to give this lady her mail the dog start barking she tell the dog βMandy no! We doβ¦ https://t.co/xQxI6KvNPW
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
17 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 72 hours of straight dick without him nutting ππ¦πΌπ©ππ >>>>>>>>>>
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Roma is proof to why no man should be judged by his first round
Retweet of status by @BamuzaSono
12 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Roma is proof to why no man should be judged by his first round πππ
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Museveni on Oral sex. Listen carefully pic.twitter.com/zvjsnakAmP
Retweet of status by @DezDelvekio
13 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Museveni on Oral sex. Listen carefully ππππ https://t.co/zvjsnakAmP
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Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Him : Remember.. surturday?
Her : Yeah.. that sex was bomb boo!
Him : Well yeah .... i like.. didn't pull ouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Her : Yeah.. that sex was bomb boo!
Him : Well yeah .... i like.. didn't pull ouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
09 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Him : Remember.. surturday?
Her : Yeah.. that sex was bomb boo! ππ
Him : Well yeah π
.... i like.. didn't pull ou⦠https://t.co/Xjclayg79l
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Menses should be for sexually active people. The rest of us know we're not pregnant..send us a clear face or something
Retweet of status by @ClaireAriri
26 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Menses should be for sexually active people. The rest of us know we're not pregnant..send us a clear face or something π
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Why is this so lit? pic.twitter.com/cYbozsQfWT
Retweet of status by @Nyamburah_
01 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why is this so lit? π₯ https://t.co/cYbozsQfWT
Cunning Linguist
@Randy_Pontiff
Once bought a boychild shoes on #ValentinesDay Shoes he wore walking into another relationship.
14 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Once bought a boychild shoes on #ValentinesDay Shoes he wore walking into another relationship.βΊοΈ
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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08 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. πβͺ, I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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