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President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2024
@RatesDaGoldfish
[] Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you!
02 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [π] Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you!
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President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
[] Between the skin cancer, strokes, and Covid-19 twice, I donβt know if I will ever be back on my feet. Last soliβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @RatesDaGoldfish
30 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [π€] Between the skin cancer, strokes, and Covid-19 twice, I donβt know if I will ever be back on my feet. Last soliβ¦ https://t.co/5KqWf03Ywp
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President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
[] There once was a cat & spoiled was he,
with treats & toys & boxes 3,
but more he wanted & more he needs,
So giβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
with treats & toys & boxes 3,
but more he wanted & more he needs,
So giβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
05 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [πΊ] There once was a cat & spoiled was he,
with treats & toys & boxes 3,
but more he wanted & more he needs,
So gi⦠https://t.co/28AiWoPxTh
President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
@RatesDaGoldfish @WalterWhiteRab1 I'M AT YOUR SERVICE MR. PRESIDENT pic.twitter.com/gURE4b0HAH
Retweet of status by @IAMSHOUTY
20 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RatesDaGoldfish @WalterWhiteRab1 I'M AT YOUR SERVICE MR. PRESIDENT π₯³ https://t.co/gURE4b0HAH
President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
@jonnysun [] It was a totally unprovoked attack! He sucker punched me.
Retweet of status by @RatesDaGoldfish
23 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jonnysun [π] It was a totally unprovoked attack! He sucker punched me.
President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
@avra_cadaver [] But.... how do you roast a pumpkin seed?
βWe all know this pumpy seed here..
His psychiatrist tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
βWe all know this pumpy seed here..
His psychiatrist tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @RatesDaGoldfish
23 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @avra_cadaver [π] But.... how do you roast a pumpkin seed?
βWe all know this pumpy seed here..
His psychiatrist t⦠https://t.co/eJNPzMXH59
President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
@RatesDaGoldfish Well said, my fren
This gives me such hope, such joy (and yes, some anxiety). Thank you for shβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
This gives me such hope, such joy (and yes, some anxiety). Thank you for shβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
16 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RatesDaGoldfish Well said, my fren πππ
This gives me such hope, such joy (and yes, some anxiety). Thank you for sh⦠https://t.co/e3wtuzu3b2
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President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
@RatesDaGoldfish We need the North Pole! But the South Pole can go to as far as Iβm concerned. It killed the Tiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @lacscully
03 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RatesDaGoldfish We need the North Pole! But the South Pole can go to π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬as far as Iβm concerned. It killed the Tiβ¦ https://t.co/vm029hTH2B
President Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020
@RatesDaGoldfish
[] I, Prezident Rates, hereby declare Judith from Borat 2 a national treasure.
23 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [π] I, Prezident Rates, hereby declare Judith from Borat 2 a national treasure.
Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020 #GoldfishAF
@RatesDaGoldfish
[] Q: Who made the fishβs wishes come true?
A: Its fairy cod-mother.
11 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [π] Q: Who made the fishβs wishes come true?
A: Its fairy cod-mother.
Rates Da Goldfish #RatesRuvvy2020 #GoldfishAF
@RatesDaGoldfish
[] Q: Why did the banana have to leave in a hurry? A: Because it had to split!
23 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [π] Q: Why did the banana have to leave in a hurry? A: Because it had to split!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ