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Rayta wale baba
@RaytaBaba_18
Men will be Men. pic.twitter.com/upTvstCAPD
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Love is Possible After Friendship,
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Friendship Not Possible After Love,,,
Becouzzzz
Medicines work Before Death
Not After Death..
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रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
She: I write screenplays & currently working on a book
He: I write computer programs
Me: I write Post-it notes
He: I write computer programs
Me: I write Post-it notes
रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
Love is Possible After Friendship,
But
Friendship Not Possible After Love,,,
Becouzzzz
Medicines work Before Death
Not After Death..
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रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
She: What's Your Name?
Me(thinks for wordplay): Ram
She: Hi Ram
Me: Kudiyo Ko Daale Daana!
*blocked*
Me(thinks for wordplay): Ram
She: Hi Ram
Me: Kudiyo Ko Daale Daana!
*blocked*
रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
Jb mere hath me remote hota tb TV pe Nadiya ke par,Vivah jesi movies ati h
Or jb mummy ke hath me hota h to Murder,Jism2 jesi movies ati h
Or jb mummy ke hath me hota h to Murder,Jism2 jesi movies ati h
रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
जो लौंडे सिगरेट न होने पर मजबूरी मे रिक्शेवालो के साथ बैठकर फैन्सी बीड़ी के कश भी खींच लेते है वो भी देश की मौजूदा स्थिती दयनीय बता रहे है
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रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
Going to school: late
Going to work: late
Going to my friend's house: late
Going to a party: late
Going to a concert: 6 hours early
Going to work: late
Going to my friend's house: late
Going to a party: late
Going to a concert: 6 hours early
रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
Problem with girls is agar aap unnka bhala soch k unhe kisi ladke ki asliyat bata do, wo ussi ladke k paas jaa k idhar ki udhar karegi
रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
@sagar_priyank hahaha aap bhukhe to nahi rahe raat ko?lol @funky_naina
रायता वाले बाबा
@RaytaBaba_18
Breakups mostly English me hotey hai , Hindi mein toh ' Boht yaad aari h teri wapas aaja ' hota hai
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
