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Reagan
@ReagansTweets
dudes be like “nice guys finish last ” and they actually have the worst personality imaginable
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Reagan
@ReagansTweets
websites advertise shit like “best gifts to get your boyfriend” and the top choice is “raw meat”
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Reagan
@ReagansTweets
my girl and i have a clear understanding if we ever run into sza
they get to kiss and i wait in the car
they get to kiss and i wait in the car
Reagan
@ReagansTweets
dudes caption their instagrams like "everyone prayed on my downfall, but i'm still grinding " and it turns out they're just 5"6
Reagan
@ReagansTweets
white people be like “but how can i be racist? i have a friend who has a cousin who’s neighbor was roommates with a black person ”
Reagan
@ReagansTweets
say what you will about people who use “” unironically, but they’re so content with life. i would give anything… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Reagan
@ReagansTweets
i would eat ass before i eat mashed potatoes
and i love mashed potatoes
and i love mashed potatoes
Reagan
@ReagansTweets
mfs get their 5 year old a shirt that says shit like “all star” or “dunk champion ” like bitch, i dare your kid t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Reagan
@ReagansTweets
imagine beingimagine being a republiI cant even say it
Reagan
@ReagansTweets
mfs really be like “millennials are always on their phones ” while their 4 year old has its own ipad lmaooo
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
