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Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Just came across an organic apple that's been in my car boot for months.
It's not rotten. Looks as fresh as when I bought it.
It's not rotten. Looks as fresh as when I bought it.
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Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
A guy who danced in high heels and played the piano with his dick is dictating whether or not we get into a world war
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Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Now it's fruit & veggies turn.
I bet those cakes and biscuits will never go short pic.twitter.com/FOvFjSi0Ci
I bet those cakes and biscuits will never go short pic.twitter.com/FOvFjSi0Ci
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Rona lockdowns were something, but if people go for these 15-minute cities
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Banning gas stoves The babysitting and dictating won't end. pic.twitter.com/48MD4wvchc
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Amazon getting rid of thousands of staff. Has absolutely nothing to do with this pic.twitter.com/S8Zuz2Jz9J
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Thereβs actually a petition to change Manchester Unitedβs name to Personchester United.
pic.twitter.com/GqF0urQXy7
pic.twitter.com/GqF0urQXy7
Retweet of status by @JamesMelville
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Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Don't forget to pay those green taxes too. The more you pay the better the weather pic.twitter.com/TifgfJDRyn
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
βRebound C0vidβ
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Bring back those face visors.
They really work and are not just there for the hilarious factor whatsoever.
They really work and are not just there for the hilarious factor whatsoever.
Carl Vernon
@RealCarlVernon
Perfect weather for the Jubilee.
Few clouds in the sky.
No chems whatsoever
Few clouds in the sky.
No chems whatsoever
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
