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"I don't want a girlfriend. I need a wife. One that I can bounce ideas off of at night". - Jay-Z
Retweet of status by @DirtyLykSwine
10 Jun 19
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@RealLaone
Life Goals pic.twitter.com/uHayB3rUDZ
Retweet of status by @VGFGamers
24 May 19
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Don't let your kids grow up in a house where money matters more than love
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15 May 19
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@RealLaone
T.I genuinely act like Tiny ain't ugly. that's the type of love i want
Retweet of status by @Troniiq_Sithole
14 May 19
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@RealLaone
"I have surpassed the limits of a god" pic.twitter.com/xp1iczAQj9
Retweet of status by @Bosslogic
05 Mar 19
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@RealLaone
@FaithArimba @RoyalKenyah You came early, did you increase the speed? pic.twitter.com/7RBkO0NSu5
19 Feb 19
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@RealLaone
Weβre just gonna pretend this is the Avengers 4 trailer pic.twitter.com/DXkHL5C3Pw
30 Nov 18
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I am going to name my daughter 1st name "Pregnant," so when a guy meets her.
Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am pregnant. case closed
Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am pregnant. case closed
Retweet of status by @Isaac_Moselane
06 Nov 18
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Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am pregnant. π case closedππ€£π
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@RealLaone
People be thinking you don't keep in contact on purpose. You don't even realize you're being distant
Retweet of status by @Bessy_Mash
01 Oct 18
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People who eat avocado are Aliens I swear !!!
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
13 Aug 18
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@RealLaone
"Some rappers write lyrics on their phones while charging, but still have no bars "
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
18 Jul 18
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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