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🇨🇦Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
I’m 40 now. I call the city to report traffic lights that are askew.
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Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
Ketchup was invented to keep tomatoes in line.
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Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
“Hey SIRI, set my ‘range hood fan’ reminder”
“Smoke detector is ON “
“Smoke detector is ON “
Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
Have you considered donating to skin graft treatments?
Ass Skin
For a friend
Ass Skin
For a friend
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Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
So Canadian, I just ran after a woman’s reflection to tell her she left her bank card at the till. Her reflection.
Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
I’m so Canadian, I just tried to hold the revolving door for someone.
Reasonable Dad
@ReasonableDad
: I’m getting my hair done today
Me:
[3 weeks later]
Me: Did you do something to your hair?
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Me:
[3 weeks later]
Me: Did you do something to your hair?
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Retweet of status by @thedadvocate01
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
