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@recursivetaco
If someone posts a TikTok on here and the caption is like โwhen I say my jaw hit the FLOOR โ I just block theโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
just got a little teary-eyed remembering all-you-can-eat pizza buffets
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@recursivetaco
baking cookies at 11pm cuz Iโm an adult
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@recursivetaco
thereโs only enough room for one trash boy in this house I donโt appreciate him stealing my aesthetic pic.twitter.com/LLQ44awjx5
ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
BRING BACK THE HAND CLAPPING THING PEOPLE BORN IN 2014 DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT
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@recursivetaco
Just saw an entirely naked man in San Francisco and even he was wearing a mask over his nose and mouth. If he can do it you can do it
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@recursivetaco
Just a reminder, today that's not love you are feeling. It's just heartburn.
Love,
Cupid
Love,
Cupid
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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
@toomanycommas3 Iโm terrible at gauging sizes, they gotta start putting them next to a coke can or something so I know
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@recursivetaco
If your decision tree doesn't terminate at glamour, then I think some incorrect choices were made โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
Wait, you don't optimize your makeup brushes for logarithmic lookups? [binary search trees]
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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
Go the fuck to sleep pic.twitter.com/QGBTIi7wZd
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
