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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
Him: call me daddy
Me: daddy
Him: oh yea
Me: daddy can you sign my report card. I got a D in math
Him: oh no
Me: daddy
Him: oh yea
Me: daddy can you sign my report card. I got a D in math
Him: oh no
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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
Me: *something stupid*
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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
[first time at IHOB]
me: i would like to have pancakes, please
waitress: oh you mean ancakes
me: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
me: i would like to have pancakes, please
waitress: oh you mean ancakes
me: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
I could do without prison rape jokes.
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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
WOOF! pic.twitter.com/1JCeHHLgip
Retweet of status by @tiReynard
Reticent Ｔｕｒｎｉｐ, your friendly root vegetable!!!
@ReticentTurnip
Millennial fairytales:
- Unwoke beauty
- Snow White & the dwarfs
- Beauty and the fleek
- Goldie Bae & the bear f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
- Unwoke beauty
- Snow White & the dwarfs
- Beauty and the fleek
- Goldie Bae & the bear f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Reticent Ｔｕｒｎｉｐ
@ReticentTurnip
this land is my land
this land is whore-land pic.twitter.com/TPP0yWSu8p
this land is whore-land pic.twitter.com/TPP0yWSu8p
Reticent Ｔｕｒｎｉｐ
@ReticentTurnip
For years I thought the chorus of “Message In A Bottle” was in French.
Retweet of status by @trumpetcake
Reticent Ｔｕｒｎｉｐ
@ReticentTurnip
Netflix and clean?
Retweet of status by @MeemawKate
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
"YOUR data was stolen and YOUR data was stolen & YOUR data was stolen and YOUR data was stolen &…"
- Equifax, p̶r̶o̶b̶definitely
- Equifax, p̶r̶o̶b̶definitely
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
