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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
Cabinets: for when you want things indoors, twice!! Cabinets
Retweet of status by @Karate_Horse
23 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cabinets®: for when you want things indoors, twice!! Cabinets®
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Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
CELSIUS:0° is freezing, 100° boiling mates!
FAHRENHEIT:Still easy! 32 & 212 friends!
KELVIN:Fuck you. Guess. You're lucky we used numbers.
FAHRENHEIT:Still easy! 32 & 212 friends!
KELVIN:Fuck you. Guess. You're lucky we used numbers.
Retweet of status by @AndrewNadeau0
11 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CELSIUS:0° is freezing, 100° boiling mates!😄
FAHRENHEIT:Still easy! 32 & 212 friends!😃
KELVIN:Fuck you. Guess. You're lucky we used numbers.
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@ReticentTurnip
Hi #WhitePeople . All people matter, tho.
Retweet of status by @ericonederful
13 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hi #WhitePeople 😁. All people matter, tho.
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
“A lot of people were confused about this Fox News push alert”
twitter.com/i/moments/8626…
twitter.com/i/moments/8626…
11 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ⚡️ “A lot of people were confused about this Fox News push alert”
https://t.co/OisZvDTuMw
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
Apparently @weatherchannel can set a cookie on an iPad or iPhone that you can't delete (iOS 10.3.1), thanks @Apple for putting users 1st
10 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Apparently @weatherchannel can set a cookie on an iPad or iPhone that you can't delete (iOS 10.3.1), thanks @Apple for putting users 1st 😒🤑🙄
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
Hey guys, check this out. Tronald Dump. LOL!! Like he is a poop dump!
Retweet of status by @ReticentTurnip
09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey guys, check this out. Tronald Dump. LOL!! Like he is a poop dump! 💩😂😭
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
some here from Joshua Bennett in the new @AmPoetryReview pic.twitter.com/gi6JbWZ5ia
Retweet of status by @AndrewPoetry
09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote some 🔥 here from Joshua Bennett in the new @AmPoetryReview https://t.co/gi6JbWZ5ia
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@ReticentTurnip
Is life overwhelming? Is talking to people just the fucking worst? Then Lying In A Snowbank And Accepting Death might be for you! Act now!
Retweet of status by @catstronomical
06 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Is life overwhelming? Is talking to people just the fucking worst? Then Lying In A Snowbank And Accepting Death™ might be for you! Act now!
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
PETSMART: We have stuff for your butt now, too. pic.twitter.com/8mpFes8QkA
Retweet of status by @TheRobCee
25 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote PETSMART: We have stuff for your butt now, too.™ https://t.co/8mpFes8QkA
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: i promise the american people it'll be alright, alright-
SPICER:*interrupts* alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
MM: uh o
SPICER:*interrupts* alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
MM: uh o
Retweet of status by @Brainy_Bear
02 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: i promise the american people it'll be alright, alright-
SPICER:*interrupts* alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
MM: uh o 😳
Reticent Turnip
@ReticentTurnip
Pro-tip: whenever you wish for death be sure to add *quickly please* so god doesn't decide to teach you a lesson and give you bone cancer
Retweet of status by @juanpancake
22 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pro-tip: whenever you wish for death be sure to add *quickly please* so god doesn't decide to teach you a lesson and give you bone cancer☝️
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊