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Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
BREAKING: On first play of Bengals-Chiefs game, another 49ers quarterback has been injured
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Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
BREAKING: The San Francisco 49ers, by rule, will now have to bring in quarterback George Santos
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Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
The spies call it Mar-a-Let'sGoGrabSomeTopSecretDocuments.
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
READER FAN MAIL: I my inbox! pic.twitter.com/zDrruZScqx
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
The trump team was talking about declaring a national emergency; counting only paper ballots and invalidating all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @JoanEspositoCHI
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
Just received an electronic mail telling me I’m not funny. More on this breaking story as it develops.
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
How dare Joe Biden call my swift descent into fascism “un-American"!!! #MAGA #StopTheSteal #Trump2021
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@RexHuppke
My friend Allen Smog is shameless in his self promotion. pic.twitter.com/ssAvGugWZt
Retweet of status by @trumpetcake
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
Hang on, folks, I'm being told I'm part of the problem. This is a developing story. More news as events warrant.
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
I WISH EVERYONE WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND LET PRESIDENT TRUMP BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME!!!!.
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
Went out and shot down our Christmas tree today.
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
