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Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
All the gas stations by my house are closed because of power outages, guess who only has 20 miles left on their car
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Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
bitches be like “you could never” thank god, cause you’re a fckn loser lmfao
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Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
Gonna go pick out a pumpkin with my pumpkin
Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
Instead of getting me a Christmas gift can someone just pay a bill for me
Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
thinking of you pic.twitter.com/WG9M7PEvDG
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Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
A fat guy told my coworker he wants to eat her out and she responded with “you eat enough sir”
Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
I was mad at my boyfriend yesterday and he told his mom what happened and she called him an asshole and said he better fix things
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Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
Me: “I have 5 kids”
Guy: “That’s cool I’m not gonna take care of them but I’d like to take care of you.”
Guy: “That’s cool I’m not gonna take care of them but I’d like to take care of you.”
Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/VpsOaMgiGV
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Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
What happened to the nice weather?
Lucy Ford 🥀
@RiquelAlvina
The weather rn makes me happy
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
