iEmoji Feeds @Matt (Ritzman9)
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@Ritzman9
Waiter: "what do you want to drink?"
My mother: "water, no onion."
My mother:
Me:
Waiter:
My mother: "water, no onion."
My mother:
Me:
Waiter:
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@Ritzman9
@PatriciaSuru Yea sorry, I'll try my best to not ruin anymore of your future dreams
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@Ritzman9
@MissKylieRay drink out of the bottle... Duh??
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@Ritzman9
Love the nice thin hotel walls, nothing like headboards and heavy breathing coming from next door!!
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@Ritzman9
Photoshop gone too far 9gag.com/gag/amXpnLo?re⦠via @9GAG pic.twitter.com/2WbgAwXWFa
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@Ritzman9
Michael Buble ripped on Justin Bieber tonight hahah it was amazing
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@Ritzman9
SD bound, can't wait to be home, let the drive commence
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Of all the "all time best's" to have, we have the punter. #gobolts #chargers
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@Ritzman9
Never eat something with Siracha and forget to wash your hands before putting in your contacts.... #ilookilookhighasfuggg
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@Ritzman9
@roxanthonyyay get it girl
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@Ritzman9
@LaurenSJean "" <- my last semester of college in a nutshell
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
