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Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
Apple is working on a new wireless Bluetooth charger for the new iPhones
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Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
I hate when I'm watching porn and the dude is giving the bitch wack head....
It's like c'mon, dude! You're getting paid for this!
It's like c'mon, dude! You're getting paid for this!
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Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
An ex of mine called me and told me his girl found my name in the top of his Instagram search engine and she beat him up
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
Just when I thought my long day couldn't get worse my vibrator dies on me mid-session
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
I feel sorry for a lot of these celebrity's kids who are gunna find out their parents were major industry hoes in the next 15 years
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
"Roxy, why you so quick to support Jay-Z's album but not mine?
Me: cause Jay'z is work is guaranteed your shit is TRASH
Me: cause Jay'z is work is guaranteed your shit is TRASH
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
You know you live in the hood when u hear ur neighbor scream "look, I'm not fuckin you wit that du-rag on!"
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Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
Currently on he phone with AAA insurance
They said: "...and what is your marital status?"
I said: "lonely"
They said: "...and what is your marital status?"
I said: "lonely"
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
I've been with one person in the past year....after everything I've been thru I intend on keeping it that way
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
A lot of you men need to stop shaming women with small butts....especially when a lot of you got small dicks
Roxy Sabella
@RoxySabella
I hate when women who date men with money call other women broke.
Bitch, shut up. You're one bad breakup away from being broke too!
Bitch, shut up. You're one bad breakup away from being broke too!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
