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Captain Nemo's Left Sock. π 311.1 ppm.
@RuncibleH
"Vote for me and I will give your kid $400."
Hmm. Doesn't sound like a common old bribe at all, does it?
Hmm. Doesn't sound like a common old bribe at all, does it?
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Captain Nemo's Left Sock. π 311.1 ppm.
@RuncibleH
@RuncibleH It must be exhausting for her to muster up all that faux outrage each and every day
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Captain Nemo's Left Sock. π 311.1 ppm.
@RuncibleH
% this twitter.com/c_s_wallace/stβ¦
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Captain Nemo's Left Sock. Vote 'Yes'. π
@RuncibleH
Like every Labour leader before him, Starmer announces he will get rid of the House of Lords.
Captain Nemo's Left Sock. #VoteYes. π
@RuncibleH
@MorpheusBeing I didn't even make it through the list, how do expect me to make it through a whole book?
@MoistenedTart @iamjonshriver I see what you did there!
On my way to the office this morning and had to pass a large dead dog in the middle of the road. Not a good way to start the day.
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@MorpheusBeing "Malcolm has decided to retire because of a nasty accident."
"Oh, when did that happen?"
"Tomorrow."
"Oh, when did that happen?"
"Tomorrow."
@CraigHill01 @GVG1 Cayman Islands says they prefer LNP. "Much better for business", they claim.
@MuzzaFerguson Not all QCs are quality. Brandis was a QC and try as they might, they couldn't make a Silk out of a pig's arse.
I notice that unlike Beetrooter, Albo is able to pose for a photo without displaying piss stains on his pants.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
